SCATMAN Memecoin — SpaceX & Starlink X Account Hijack + Uniswap V2 Dump

Timeline: July 12, 2026 (all times UTC approximate): ~08:00 UTC compromise of @SpaceXAI and @Starlink X accounts. ~08:00-09:00 UTC accumulation phase — attacker Wallet 2 buys SCATMAN via Uniswap V2 (0.1215 ETH → 21.88M SCATMAN, then 0.2000 ETH → 38.35M SCATMAN). ~08:30 UTC promotion phase — @SamCatmanRH posts $SCATMAN cashtag, the hijacked @SpaceXAI and @Starlink accounts repost it (visible in screenshots: 'Starlink reposted', 'SpaceXAI reposted') — a pattern that leverages the X algorithm and delays takedown vs. posting directly from compromised accounts. Token pumps rapidly on retail FOMO — SCATMAN briefly reaches a market cap reported between ~$800K-$2M (SolanaFloor/DEX Screener) and up to ~$32M (Bitcoin.com), figures vary. ~09:00 UTC: Wallet 1 dump — 10 trillion SCATMAN swapped to 59.0856 ETH via Uniswap V2. ~09:15 UTC: Wallet 2 dump — 59.28M SCATMAN swapped to 14.7296 ETH. ~10:00-11:00 UTC: Wallet 2 offloads 14.74 ETH via 2 splits (7.70 ETH + 7.04 ETH) to fresh wallets. Token crashes ~98%. Compromised X accounts eventually recovered. Total attacker profit ~$135K per Lookonchain analysis. No recovery mechanism — retail buyers took losses. No official post-mortem published by SpaceX or Starlink on the account compromise mechanism.